By Joey Marburger
Features Editor
Publication Date: 04/16/07
Bob Saget is a fan of the word "fuck."
However, he isn't a fan of "Full House."
"You guys watch 'Full House?'" said Saget, to a cheering crowd. "Yeah' Fags."
Saget wasted no time launching into his "adult humor" to an audience that grew up with him giving fatherly advice as Danny Tanner. Within the first five seconds of his show, the audience knew it definitely wasn't "Full House."
"Oh yeah," said Saget, to an almost packed crowd on Saturday in the Elliott Hall of Music. "You're the 'Full House' generation. That girl over there is looking at me and thinking, 'What happened to Danny Tanner?'"
"People always ask me what my favorite episode was," said Saget. "Fuck, the last one."
The audience laughed before Saget proceeded into his show, which covered topics ranging from fornicating Kimmy Gibbler from "Full House" to lighting farts on fire.
Saget told stories from the "Full House" years and "America's Funniest Home Videos," which the audience thoroughly enjoyed.
Ryan Stout opened the show with his own style of humor before Saget came out and met the crowd that had grown up with him and his tacky sweaters. Stout ended his act by saying how he hadn't cussed.
"See that," said Stout. "I did all of that without using the F-word. I have integrity. But what gets me is cussing in porn."
Saget used the F-word probably 500 times.
His performance focused heavily on his daughters, who he urged the audience not to touch, and his ex-wife and girlfriend. But "Full House" was the running topic of the show.
Saget told a story about how he likes to mess with people when he hangs out with John Stamos.
"I was with Stamos in this bathroom and there was a kid taking a leak," said Saget. "So we decided to fuck with him, of course, because I'm a sick person.
"We started talking like 'Full House,'" said Saget. "He said, 'Danny, I've got a problem. The Rippers don't want to practice.' And this kid just starts pissing all over himself."
"But that's what I do," said Saget.
He closed the show with an acoustic guitar performance and some songs about women and his father.
"Now go to bed, honey," sang Saget, as he told his bedtime story. "And tomorrow I'll tell you about a girl from Purdue."